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Posted by: Maricopa Lawyers on Apr 3, 2015

April Fool’s day may have passed, but that’s no reason to lose our sense of humor. Here’s some of our favorites to lighten the mood and take the hotheads down a notch (and lawyers need that more than most). Here are some of the favorites:

Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they’re boring.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

A Lawyer Keeps His Promise
A dying man gives each of his best friends—a lawyer, doctor and clergyman—an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin.

A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergyman confesses that he only put $10,000 in the envelope and sent the rest to a mission in South America.

The doctor confesses that his envelope had only $8,000 because he donated to a medical charity.

The lawyer is outraged, “I am the only one who kept my promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained my own personal check for the entire $25,000.”

Take one of these zingers along with you next time you meet with your attorney!